A Tourism Video For Australia (Made By A New Zealander)

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As a kiwibay you're a hard man bay 🤭
Comment from : Abraxis

I love how north Queensland isn't anywhere near as dangerous as NT lol
Comment from : Obama Care

Be careful, we lost a war to that bird
Comment from : Bailey

Chancers are you get hooked on our dole and never head back, hey bro!
Comment from : Shane Smith

Too funny 😂😂😂
Comment from : Siyabonga Nxumalo

😂❤Great
Comment from : Chi Tao Foo

Bird spiders (about 30cm long)brLeechesbrTicksbrStone fishbr45deg C heat in summerbrWait-a-whilesbrStinging treesbrLouiseAustralia 🦘
Comment from : Louise Eckert

This so funny because I swam in the ocean along with most of my family on our traditional country and we noticed the croc warning sign after we got out of the water 😂 Never went in after that but we walked everywhere over that area and swam in the creeks Crocs also walk on land and can access creeks 😂 We lived to tell the story
Comment from : VK

Back ground music was a bit much
Comment from : Un Named Channel

I thought the furthest a New Zealander travelled was the Centrelink office at Bondi 🤣🤣
Comment from : Ken Sommers

Nib-lahs
Comment from : Ernest Joiner

LOL Chris this was great Loving seeing American friends watch these - spot on 👌
Comment from : Caroline Haf

FACT: If your typical, average four wheel drive (SUV) has a collision with a wombat, the wombat generally wins They are tough They are also known to charge at people who upset them Being near them can upset them
Comment from : DRobert Digman

Australian magpies: picture a bird built similarly to a raven or crow, with similar size and similar-looking beak that every breeding season is known to dive-bomb people in an attempt to rip their eyes out! Scientists have even proven that magpies can recognise human faces, so only attack people to whom they have taken a disliking!
Comment from : DRobert Digman

Don't forget that Australia also has one of only a few venomous mammals: the platypus Male platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs The venom is described as "excrutiating" but it is non-lethal so it can cause soul-crushing agony for longer!brbrWe Australians are so blase about things, you'll never likely see any signage to stay out of creeks or rivers where platypi ply their trade
Comment from : DRobert Digman

If anything this just proves that kiwis are big pussies lol 🇦🇺
Comment from : PoliticallyIncorrect Panda

Riptiles bro be kirful hey bro 🤣 Fkn Sheepy
Comment from : ☆One7Last7Midnight7☆

He did not mention Boguns They are dangerous creatures especially when they have had a skinfull
Comment from : THE REAL TRADER

Hahaha
Comment from : Dennis Jacob

So all these creatures are deadly to man, you forgot to mention the Aussie sheilas!
Comment from : mike jones

As an Australian I have to say 99 true
Comment from : Sunny Side up

As an Aussie, I can confirm!
Comment from : LadybugPlaysWIH!

Thats not a croc, thats my long snouted long tailed short legged terrier! Won me a lot of money in the dog fights!
Comment from : Mark Hill

Reminds of the guy swimming in a river up northern Territory sees an Aussie sitting in the shade of a tree hey buddy any sharks in here Aussie nah not since the crock ate them out
Comment from : John Bergeron

Watch this -br"Australia invades New Zealand ads"
Comment from : 2359Rob

as an australian, i think those HUGE DUMB SANITIZER IN A CUT OF AN ANIMAL huntsman spiders were a bit left out
Comment from : Blue_staf

RIP the manbrbrHe gave his life to warn us common, ignorant folks 😣
Comment from : Fiel Valery RTS

Since Im Australian, Im pretty much used to this
Comment from : TON - 618

pesssh, to all points made in this video suck it upbrI mean who cares if we have the deadliest marine life, most poisonous snakes, scorpions, spiders, have the most deadly prehistoric beast in the world, twice Have plants that just touching cause such extreme pain that your put on suicide watch, or have birds that will attack you just because you stepped 100 meters close to its nestbrwe got over it, hell we went to war with our own national bird and lost, and we used fully auto machine guns
Comment from : Aidan Mullard

YeahYeahwell ??? NZ is fuckn windy mateYeah that's right too fuckn windy Really annoying!brGreat video
Comment from : Bradley Edwards

You forgot about the stinging trees
Comment from : itookallthenames

Yippee skippy ;-)
Comment from : Michael Budden

Veloraptor🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Comment from : party_taco_pro

Very funnybrWell done! Great video!brMate, as an aussie who travels the world (cruise industry), you had me in stitches & and actually, a touch homesick (Currently in the Baltics)brI had forgotten how much joy there was swimming in FNQ I miss the excitement!!!brI have numerous kiwi friends who love Oz, the sun, the sunburn, the sun, but are scared sh#less to venture away form the major cities because of exactly what is in the contents of your videobrBrilliantWell done!
Comment from : Glenn-Michael Askew

GOLD ! GOLD ! BRILLIANT !
Comment from : Off With The Fairies FOREVER

Im australian but not from north queensland and when i was in cairns i walked home from the pub in floodwater through the forest (about an hour) when i was drunk and kept hearing this grunting noise Didnt think much of it at the time (assumed it was a frog or something) but the next day at the zoo the zoo guide played a noise on his phone and said if you ever hear this get out of there for its a cassowarys'(velociraptor) warning signal its about to attack
Comment from : Riley Small

I'M NOT GOING THERE ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Comment from : RespectfulAnarchist

That’s hysterical
Comment from : Happy traveller

Sold! And with a one way ticket I can save loads on airfare!
Comment from : Ian Burt

New Zealand has one poisous spider limited to one area and one genderalso very large feral pigsthats about it
Comment from : Dufus

It's kinda like if a Canadian made a tourist video about the USA
Comment from : frisco21

All true
Comment from : Rod Fletcher

No Aussie is going to wear that hat
Comment from : Della

In my country a tourist dies every week or 2 due to dangerous wildlife but it gets covered up by the regime so that tourists keep coming since they are the primary source of revenue
Comment from : WJen8

Hahaha we'll get you back New Zealand Cheers my almost Aussie Cousins
Comment from : Person of Earth

As an Australian i would stay at least there isn't a 300 kg first nation person high on meth or alcohol
Comment from : Andrew Watts

You forgot to mention our most dangerous predator…Magpies…
Comment from : Sirargz

What About The Dropbears Mate?You Forgot The Bloody Dropbears
Comment from : Robert Hutchins

Too bad he didn't talk about fush and chups and jandals kiwis pfffft
Comment from : Sanjay Kanjiani

The worst spiders are in Sydney mate, not Queensland
Comment from : Sean Price

Your accent drifts back and forth between Aussie and Kiwi
Comment from : TheReaverOfDarkness

Shaiqosk
Comment from : Renuka Subba

Kiwis will be returning in body bags
Comment from : His Majesty ERIC CARTMAN The Second

Now for a tourism video for New zealend by an Australian
Comment from : sasin54

Greetings from Jordan to Australia
Comment from : Bashar Obeidat

This video is totally accurate as far as it goes, but it left out the crawlies
Comment from : Rowland Scherman

As an American I dont wanna be left behind I'd like to add that we have dangerous turtles here in Massachusetts, those evil bastards always scare the fuck out of me
Comment from : CuddleMuffin

salties - snapping handbags
Comment from : eggs panda

the kiwis that havent returned to new Zealand is that they are filling Australias jails awaiting deportation
Comment from : David

Cairns represent!
Comment from : Terri Fryday

Classic Kiwi attitude
Comment from : J B

THAT IS BRILLIANT br🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Comment from : Tom Dyer Bartender

I watched the whole thing just for the "clever girl" line 😂
Comment from : Zoomer 30

As an Australian I Loved how accurate the video is XD
Comment from : Amara

Well done bud It is a good thing that NZ and Aus can still joke about each other Perhaps the rest of the world can learn something from us
Comment from : Brad Wallace

you mean "never return" to New Zealand!
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Comment from : Meir De La Vega

As a Queenslander I am in favour of calling crocs "nibblers"
Comment from : Monopoly Man

Oh how I love the kiwis not only can they still laugh at themselves but they can sure as hell take the piss out of us On 'ya mate 😁
Comment from : john copetti

They never go home unless a relative dies or gets married
Comment from : pweter351

How do you know a kiwi has been in your fridge A Your beer is gone and there is a lovebite on your leg of lamb
Comment from : kevin barker

Australia, where nature eats you
Comment from : Capo JJ Sparrow

Factually incorrect of course Salties would turn their head sideways to attack not vertically as depicted We Aussies aren't dummies ya know
Comment from : Andrew Byron Loveshire

The only thing going to seriously screw you up and hurt you here in Oz is the Victorian government
Comment from : Here In Oz

Lmao, hello from NZ!
Comment from : MonoMagpie

ha ha she'll be right
Comment from : L O

He didn't add "of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world Aussie has ALL OF THEM!"
Comment from : Snoopy The Dog

Australiawhy would anyone who isn’t a convict think this country is the promised land 😂 think NZ is the safer option in every sense of the word G’day
Comment from : Michael Rees

What's a riptile
Comment from : Josh

That part about a one way ticket is spot on for almost every Kiwi
Comment from : Lyndon McPaul

Stingers (the most deadly poision know to mankind) 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comment from : Ash Es

And drop bears
Comment from : Zeta The Creator

Ahah as an Aussie the chances are slim to get attacked by anything even though our whole contry looks like it’s something from Jurassic park the main thing to worry about are the spiders
Comment from : Zeta The Creator

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comment from : burnstew

South of the Murray here Sadly can't relate to this anymore than a land where people live on volcanoes and active fault lines Going to wear my NZ cap today and pretend I live in a country that launches rockets
Comment from : shirro

Oh sweet gods of terror your entire ecosystem was designed by Satan's alcoholic cousin
Comment from : Lazarus

And that's only 1 state We have 6 more states and territories to die in Our new catchphrase is, brAustralia: come get some
Comment from : whos your daddy

Despite the dangers a lot of our gangs have moved to the gr8 shores of our Aus brothers! Thanks diggers we appreciate it 👊
Comment from : Guess who

well, the sign says ACHTUNG in quite big letters, if it´s in german you take it seriously, only need one sign
Comment from : H A A

Salties are pussies brWait to you meet the drop bears
Comment from : RedReuben

I’d take my chances with the crocs anyday as against some of the morons masquerading as vehicle drivers in the Bay of Plenty (NOrth island )
Comment from : Travis Bickle

Goodonya my kiwi cousin, so fucken funny!brFlight of the concords quality !brPlz keep it coming !
Comment from : homebrandrules

Take note southerners,if the wildlife don't get ya,the people will,Happy Holidays and don't forget the aeroguardCheers!!!
Comment from : Jacqueo Paolo

Dont give up your day job cos your vid skills are CRAP
Comment from : John Foster

The Jurassic Park “clever girl” hahah awesome touch
Comment from : Rafi Ashraf

🤣🤣🤣
Comment from : Anubis

That was a bit nasty kiwi, we are very nice to you We don’t ever mention your hobbit plague What an embarrassment for you, buying up your realestate with the massive royalties they earn Kiwi refugees have to come to Oz now
Comment from : Peter Armstrong